1. *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
    2. Me: Please don't be 6am
    3. *1;48am*
    4. Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
    5. *Shoves face back into pillow*
     
  1. rlmjob:

    okay but this one is all too real

    (Source: yodiscrepo, via gnarly)

     

  2. gcoky:

    babyferaligator:

    deaf people use sign language because actions speak louder than words

    and all this time i thought it was because they couldn’t hear

    (Source: 420dongsquad, via gnarly)

     
  3. (Source: , via makingstarwars)

     
  4. (Source: humorstop, via gnarly)

     

  5. twinkpop:

    when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven

    image

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  6. gnarly:

    omg

    (Source: memewhore)

     
  7. (Source: euph0ricr3ality, via gnarly)

     

  8. I’m not happy. Send help. 

     
  9. Another day, another slay.

    (Source: lenas-headey, via lenas-headey)